sorry to those whom I've posted their bad life encounters.
1.
Today, as I was changing my daughter's diapers I got some of her poop on my finger. I quickly flicked my hand to get it off because I was so disgusted and then hit my finger hard on the changing table. My initial reaction was to put it in my mouth to ease the pain. I should have used a wipe. FML
2.
Today, I got pulled over for going 85mph in a 60mph zone on a highway in the Everglades. There were cars passing both the cop and me as I was being pulled over. The cop decided I was easiest to catch since I was the slowest of the bunch even though the other cars were topping 100mph.
3.
Today, I started my first day at work, I've been unemployed for a while and am in college, so naturally I have no money. At the end of my shift, I ask what we do with the extra bread, and they tell me to throw it away. Being poor and hungry, I decide to take the bread home. I got fired for stealing.
HAHA! hope it helped to make you look at your own life more positively! =)
