7/29/2006
Kaoz..
This post is supposed to be posted on 29/7... but as I was chatting with zhiyao on the phone, i decided to save draft and post it some day....
kao yao... today is the worse day that i ever had... as in this is the first time i felt that being a Singaporean was a disgrace and how much I've wished that I'm a PR myself... I just felt so disgusted when the thought of me being categories together with such disgusting people, it just felt like giving up my Singaporean Citizenship...
today just went Downtown East to help out at FunbaoParty, something like a small carnival in D'marquee... the party sort of attracted thousands of people and I think more than half of them lives in KENNELS.... aunties and uncles.... the MOST DESPO people who lived in Singapore, the people who down-graded our living standards in Singapore, the people who made the rest feel ashamed of being a Singaporean.... their acts, are disgusting. their cheapo attitude, sucks like hell. their manners, FUCKING IDIOTIC!
Let me explain further with MANY examples for you to completely understand the irritation that I'm having now...
Well, i was in-charged of the exchanging of coupons outside the white tent where many had already lined up as early as 1030 when the exchanging time starts at around 1130... this is still alright for me, cause maybe they wanna get the coupons faster so that they won't have to line up for so long in the end.... For the 1st 15min, you can see the "Q" going in the shape of 'C' whereby everyone just go off after exchanging the coupons.... Then another 15min later, the "Q" start to go in the shape of a BIG 'O'... whereby you will start to see familiar faces.... yes. the "kiasu-ism" starts here... so yijun and I were saying "eh, this one 2nd time liao lei...."
"eh... this one 3rd time liao lo... still wanna take..."
YES!! it's irritating to see repeating faces you know?? then another 30mins later, you will see the "Q" going in an OVAL shape.... and this time, you get to see familiar faces almost every 3 people.... and yijun and I were saying the following sentences in a very LOUD and UNFRIENDLY manner... "Walao... this one duno come N times liao... still wanna take..."
"This one come until I lost count liao leh...."
Yes... i do get faces from some of them, but I think they deserve such comments from me!! it's damn disgusting you know... and I'm positively sure that they DO live in KENNELS!!
next come to the game stalls. this one is even worse!!! I can start cursing all the aunties and uncles who came to play the games... thinking that they are good and will get good prizes... (even though I think that prizes sucks la...)
I was helping at Lee koon's stall for the basketball thinggy... well, some aunties immediately threw 11 coupons to us and indicating that they want 33throws.... it was like as if the total score could be accumulated to exchange for better prize... well, many got only one point and thus got files.... then there's one auntie who had "won" many many many files and came to request to exchange for a better prize using the files that she had... the excuse that she gave as the files were too big and will be difficult to bring home... thus the request... thinking that I WOULD pity her and allow her to exchange when we AREN'T supposed to... she kept persuading us and I kept declining her.... there was this time that she kept repeating (she doesnt have other lines other than saying "Aiya! just change one can liao") that I nearly use words that were not user friendly towards her.... but gladly yiliang came to stop....
Next, an auntie in BLACK who exchanged duno how many dozens of coupons came and SNATCH things from us.... WALAO! she dare to snatch things from girls in front of me! her action is telling her that she want a tight slap on her cheeks, a pinch on her breast, a punch on her face and ten men to fuck her vigina till she bleed like HELL.... walaoz... how AUNTIE can she get??? it's not like she have NEVER seen a pen, a cd-holder that was in a shape of fish and notebook! she was just too lousy to get those and thus won thousands of files lo.... please la... could she at least request (even though she will be declined by me la...)... at least be polite la... she should not expect people to be polite when she herself started the unplaeasant things first... be glad I never did those that I mentioned above... if not I'm sure she will appear on Sunday's newspaper front cover with the title "Aunite without manners got rape, pinched, punched and slap till death in Downtown East"... Lolx... that I will LAUGH till my head drop and saying that she DAMN deserve it like shit....
Then came few uncles who looked like they lived in KENNELS while we were keeping the prizes since the time was close to end of the carnival.... well, a girl was keeping the prizes when those uncles saw paintbrushes on the table.... PAINTBRUSHES ok!?!? they kept wanting to get those for FREE when the girl kept saying that it will go against our rule... then when she wanted to keep those paintbrushes, the uncles UNGENTLEMENLY tried to
SNATCH from the girl!! walao! what have become of Singaporeans... bullying young girls just to get PAINTBRUSHES?!?! what the hell.. for this act... they deserve to get slap on their cheeks, punch for their teeth to drop, fuck in the ass by ANIMALS and also their dick to get cut off my the girl whom they tried snatching the paintbrushes from.... then the Sunday's newspaper front page will have another news with the title "Ungentlemen uncles got slapped, punched, fucked and dicks being cut away".... Lolx... now that will ATTRACTED even more readers... drilling the idea that such actions will cause them their lifes.... I quickly came and SNATCHED the paintbrushes back from them and told them that it was not good of them to do that...
as I was moving the things back to the corner of the white tent, i saw the SAME auntie in BLACK going towards the cupboard boxes to attempt and take some prizes... like pens and stuff... WAKAO! she DAMN deserve to be stripped of being a Singapore Citizen lo... they just destroy the reputations that Singaporeans have and the rest like me will be unfairly classified under them as they are ALSO SINGAPOREANS.... upon this, I can clearly say that being a SINGAPOREAN will be a SHAME lo....
went to gossip and complain about all those aunties and uncles after packing up and then went to TM with cecilia, weilai, qingxiang, huan lin, yi jing, mei chen, sips, yuneng, zhiyao... ate and some went movies while the rest went arcade... Lolx... it was fun and I used jian zhao to win yuneng in advance of Daytona!! Lolx... haha! zhiyao as predicted, got last... Opps! sorry la... haha!
then cabbed home with cecilia and weilai... now this is one more thing that I detest being a Singaporean.... the cab uncle TOOK the LONGER route to choa chu kang which we ended up paying $25.50 for going 3 places... walao! this uncle damn dont have any knowledge about providing good services to customers and not to try and cheat them.... being pissed of already, i typed a message "You son of the bitch mother fucker bastard! May you be POOR from tml onwards" onto my messaging text box and place at his seat... cursing him to become poor after driving us to our venues.... if you want to know who the hell such inconsiderate uncle is and his taxi number, I shall provide for you guys... (Cecilia, this is the purpose of taking down his name and taxi number)
Name: Thang Tee heng
Taxi number: SHC0569R
Yes! do complain if you want to... or you can try taking his cab and get CON by him! may him to die in road accidents and I will definately look forward in seeing his accident news on either TV or newspapers...
well, after today's event, I've lost hope in being a Singaporean and now I think serving NS would be useless when the thought of needing to protect such low-class life forms that destroys reputations of Singaporeans... how can you bear to waste your energy and youth to risk your precious life in protecting such people??!!! it's just pure unfairness for us, the young teens (esp. guys), to have to waste our 2 yrs to train to protect these slaves who live in kennels and had never seen pen.... these people deserved to be destroyed or to be used as guniea pigs for experiments whereby they will DIE for the side effects.... WAHAHAHA!
CURSE THOSE AUNTIES AND UNCLES TO DIE FROM AIDS, LUNG CANCERS, HEART ATTACK, STROKE, BLOOD CLOT, LIVER CANCER AND ALL THE STDs!!!!!!!